I had this small problem with my gall bladder. It was fucking with me and I had options. So I exercised that option and had the pissant thing removed yesterday. This is the second one of my organs that I have had chopped out, my appendix went at the age of thirteen. The operation yesterday was far less stressful than my appendix, that time involved a doctor pushing his finger into my asshole and a very cute French nurse shaving me “down there”. No finger in the balloon tie and no unwanted erections, that sounds like success to me!
When the surgeon came to check on me a few hours later I did ask him if he had found a couple of condoms filled with heroin that I misplaced a few years ago. He laughed. Then he stared at me until I laughed.
Oh, and thanks to my socialist health care system, I only had to wait 3 weeks and the Government picked up the tab. Great eh?
Tags: Life in Canada
