I just don’t know what to make of the looming U.S. Presidential election down south. We have our own elections coming out this month but almost everyone’s attention is drawn to the snuff movie that is the American political game.
McCain appears to be a frightful unrepentant neocon, still fighting the cold war and seemingly unable to grasp simple realities like the Internet, the energy crisis, climate change, Muslim resurgence and America’s imminent demotion to bankrupt second class power a-la Russia in 1990.
Obama is a secret muslim who wants nothing more than to be the boss of whitey. If this isn’t true then he is an elitist who understands nothing about how to gather votes from a red neck nation.
Obama will almost certainly win, McCain will kill him with a throat strike during the final debate. Palin will leap out of the grassy knoll (grassy gnoll?) and club his inert body with a hockey stick. Biden will make some crack about men of colour and then reveal himself as a secret Libertarian, appointing Ron Paul as his V.P. and going on to sell Alaska to the Chinese in order to relieve the national debt and allow California to clear it’s credit cards.
Tags: Life in the USA
